I'm really proud of my new blog, Modern Day Samurai. It's going to reflect my more serious side and I'l also be telling a lot of my past that most of my closest friend's don't even know. I'm especially proud of the flash intro that I made for the site. I like it a lot. Check it out and learn a little more about me.
Later
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Update: I've since closed the blog. It was consuming a lot of time, and I realized I don't want everybody knowing about me.
Friday, September 30, 2005
Time For Word Return
Word return is something I do every so often to bring words back to the public eye that would otherwise just be forgotten. So, now that everybody's up-to-date on the whole word return back story, I'll get on with it.
Word To Be Returned: Zany
This word has been historically underappreciated and I find this amazing. It has so many practical applications. For instance, a misadventure is all well and good, but a zany misadventure is so much more interesting! There's nothing quite like it. Is a friend of yours drunk as hell and acting stupid? Hell no! He's acting ZANY! I can go on and on. Help bring this word back to the public eye. Add zany to your vocabulary today!
Word To Be Returned: Zany
adj 1: pungent adjectives of disesteem; "gave me a cockamamie reason for not going"; "wore a goofy hat"; "a silly idea"; "some wacky plan for selling more books" [syn: cockamamie, cockamamy, goofy, sappy, silly, wacky, whacky, unreasonable] 2: like a clown; "a buffoonish walk"; "a clownish face"; "a zany sense of humor" [syn: buffoonish, clownish, clowlike] n 1: a buffoon in one of the old comedies; imitates others for ludicrous effect 2: a man who is a stupid incompetent fool [syn: fathead, goof, goofball, bozo, jackass, goose, cuckoo, twat]
This word has been historically underappreciated and I find this amazing. It has so many practical applications. For instance, a misadventure is all well and good, but a zany misadventure is so much more interesting! There's nothing quite like it. Is a friend of yours drunk as hell and acting stupid? Hell no! He's acting ZANY! I can go on and on. Help bring this word back to the public eye. Add zany to your vocabulary today!
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Language 101
Some people assume that just because you can put two words together, that makes the new word acceptable...Wrong! There are certain words you couldn't just say only because they're put together. I'll list some that I'm making up right now.
You see!? You can't just go around putting two words together. Would you say this shit at a bank? At your mother's funeral? A wedding? Hell no! Only a sadistic asshole would say these things. So if you hear them in random conversation somewhere...at least say hi to me.
Later
- Love + Bottles = Lovebottles
- Handmade + Boner = Handmadeboner
- Stinky + Anus = Stinkyanus (are you starting to get the flow so I don't have to use the equation?)
- Beer Penis
- Crap Cup
- Piss Face // a.k.a. - R Kelly
- Jizz Sauce
- Creamy Testicle
- Gay Panda
- Democratic Party // I consider this one offensive as well as completely unacceptable!
You see!? You can't just go around putting two words together. Would you say this shit at a bank? At your mother's funeral? A wedding? Hell no! Only a sadistic asshole would say these things. So if you hear them in random conversation somewhere...at least say hi to me.
Later
Friday, September 23, 2005
The itsy bitsy spider and other retarded children pastimes
The itsy bitsy spider teaches america's children to be stupid. The fucking spider is blown out of a water spout by a rainstorm, and just cause the sun comes out and dries the shit up, it wants to try again. What the fuck is wrong with you spider!? Climb the goddamn wall! Your a fucking spider, make a web somewhere else! Or at least learn your fucking lesson.
Also, that mary mack shit. Ok...just what the hell. Let's all clap hands rythmically and talk about some goth chick with her shirt on backwards who wants fifty cents to watch an elephant jump over some fence and not come down until july. What the hell is that!? It's a fucking elephant! It can't jump that high. How can something so overtly stupid be so popular!? Class grade point averages aren't going down because of video games, it's the nursery ryhmes! At least I can use the ability to gun down cops and sell drugs on the gritty streets in real life. What the fuck am I going to do with a dumbass spider in my water spout and a goth bitch high on acid or some shit!? Nothing! That's what!!!
Anyway, that's just the way I see it.
Also, that mary mack shit. Ok...just what the hell. Let's all clap hands rythmically and talk about some goth chick with her shirt on backwards who wants fifty cents to watch an elephant jump over some fence and not come down until july. What the hell is that!? It's a fucking elephant! It can't jump that high. How can something so overtly stupid be so popular!? Class grade point averages aren't going down because of video games, it's the nursery ryhmes! At least I can use the ability to gun down cops and sell drugs on the gritty streets in real life. What the fuck am I going to do with a dumbass spider in my water spout and a goth bitch high on acid or some shit!? Nothing! That's what!!!
Anyway, that's just the way I see it.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Back To The "Good" Ole Days
Due to recent time constraints and so many goddamn blogs, I haven't really been paying much attention to this blog. This is my first, and shall be my last blog. I recently closed many of the other blog accounts that I had been using as part of my recent "revamp of life" effort. I tried to change for the better and do this and stop doing that and all this other shit, but I realized I was wasting my time.
Why did I want to change? My life was fun. I didn't have any problems before I decided to change. I didn't have petty bullshit to worry about. I wasn't half as stressed (that one is because I tried to quit smoking). So, why change? I only need to make myself happy in this world, and that is now priority one. I closed my MySpace account first, that was the biggest time consumer, and for nothing. MySpace was cool at first. So many new options, the bands, things like that. But...who really gives a shit? I never talked to anyone on MySpace. I either talk to them on MSN, or I see them everyday. So that one was trash.
Then the MSN spaces thing, that one's just gone by default. I changed my e-mail address.
Then there's the xanga...yes...the xanga. I signed up for this one because of a girl, never used it, now it won't let me get rid of it, so I just deleted all the posts and pictures and stuff like that. And so here we are, back to the days before I gave a shit. I'm mellow and smoking. I might even throw a few beers back later. Then I'll call Sarah and see if she wants to have some no-strings-attached sex. After that, maybe have a cigar, play a few computer or xbox games, eat somewhere in between all of this, work out and get some sleep. I'd forgotten how good things were before. I won't say great because I still hate being single and I'm still not quite over the girl. But I'm getting there.
so...Stay strong, don't feed the pigeons, and remember "look out" means "get the fuck out of the way". Remember these things and life will be grand.
•BRYAN OUT•
Why did I want to change? My life was fun. I didn't have any problems before I decided to change. I didn't have petty bullshit to worry about. I wasn't half as stressed (that one is because I tried to quit smoking). So, why change? I only need to make myself happy in this world, and that is now priority one. I closed my MySpace account first, that was the biggest time consumer, and for nothing. MySpace was cool at first. So many new options, the bands, things like that. But...who really gives a shit? I never talked to anyone on MySpace. I either talk to them on MSN, or I see them everyday. So that one was trash.
Then the MSN spaces thing, that one's just gone by default. I changed my e-mail address.
Then there's the xanga...yes...the xanga. I signed up for this one because of a girl, never used it, now it won't let me get rid of it, so I just deleted all the posts and pictures and stuff like that. And so here we are, back to the days before I gave a shit. I'm mellow and smoking. I might even throw a few beers back later. Then I'll call Sarah and see if she wants to have some no-strings-attached sex. After that, maybe have a cigar, play a few computer or xbox games, eat somewhere in between all of this, work out and get some sleep. I'd forgotten how good things were before. I won't say great because I still hate being single and I'm still not quite over the girl. But I'm getting there.
so...Stay strong, don't feed the pigeons, and remember "look out" means "get the fuck out of the way". Remember these things and life will be grand.
•BRYAN OUT•
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Death's Gotta Be Easy, 'Cause Life Is Hard
I realized recently that I hate my life.
I'm a firm believer in karma, and damn if what I sent around ain't coming back around. I crossed some powerful people, and now I'm paying for it. And it's not just business matters I fuck up, It's everything. I can't keep or get a woman, I stay without money, and just a whole array of different bullshit. So, I'll either be in jail, or dead. One way or the other, I'm getting what I deserve. Bad people deserve bad things, and I'm getting mine now.
I'm a firm believer in karma, and damn if what I sent around ain't coming back around. I crossed some powerful people, and now I'm paying for it. And it's not just business matters I fuck up, It's everything. I can't keep or get a woman, I stay without money, and just a whole array of different bullshit. So, I'll either be in jail, or dead. One way or the other, I'm getting what I deserve. Bad people deserve bad things, and I'm getting mine now.
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